Not That I Ever Wanted to Go to New Jersey, Anyway

February 9th, 2008

But holy crap, what’s going on in the Garden State?

Barstool Sports: New Jersey Freakshows

Barstool Sports - The dangers of over-spray-on-tanning. Honestly, what’s the deal? This page has pic after pic of bad spray-on tans. So, are they going for the bad spray-on look? On the one hand, I hope that’s the case, but I’m afraid they just don’t know how bad it looks. Are they going for a cross-racial look? If so, it’s not working.

Maybe they just don’t have the money to go to where it’s really sunny. And what’s with the grim expressions? Are they still pissed about the Sopranos finale? Were they Patriots fans?

Are they just unhappy to be from New Jersey? If that’s the case, come on. There are much worse places than Jersey. There have to be. But man, they look unhappy.

Maybe they don’t like having their picture taken. Maybe somebody just told them how bad the spray-on tan looks.

I don’t know.

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