But holy crap, what’s going on in the Garden State?

Barstool Sports - The dangers of over-spray-on-tanning. Honestly, what’s the deal? This page has pic after pic of bad spray-on tans. So, are they going for the bad spray-on look? On the one hand, I hope that’s the case, but I’m afraid they just don’t know how bad it looks. Are they going for a cross-racial look? If so, it’s not working.

Maybe they just don’t have the money to go to where it’s really sunny. And what’s with the grim expressions? Are they still pissed about the Sopranos finale? Were they Patriots fans?

Are they just unhappy to be from New Jersey? If that’s the case, come on. There are much worse places than Jersey. There have to be. But man, they look unhappy.

Maybe they don’t like having their picture taken. Maybe somebody just told them how bad the spray-on tan looks.

I don’t know.

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Be a little more aggressive a driver?

Don’t get me wrong. I despise reckless driving, but traffic conditions today often demand focus and confidence. We live a left-turn away from my son’s school, so when I take him in the morning, it’s a left onto a busy thoroughfare to get there, and another to get back home. The wait for both of those turns is always much longer than the actual moving time.

Today, coming back, there was a small black Nissan with a skull and crossbones in the back window that was sitting in the median, halfway done with the traffic-entering process, passing up easy gap after easy gap. I couldn’t believe it. Then, when this pinhead finally gets a break in the traffic big enough to merge the Nimitz into, he takes off like he’s in Fast and Furious and on the bumper of a car ahead of him.

WTF?

If you’re going to adorn your car with the international signal that you’re a pirate, act like one. A friendly pirate, preferably, but show some stones.

EDIT: Oops…Guess it was a she. Saw the car again the next day, driven by a one of the fairer sex.